Pineapple Express Greenhouse CBD Flower (14.9%)

Once upon a time... the Pineapple Express CBD!

Born in the G13 and Barney's Farm laboratories of our Dutch friends, the Pineapple Express made its debut in 2008. Its name? Inspired by the eponymous film with Seth Rogen. Great marketing idea to surf on a blockbuster film that continues to benefit from a very active fan community on the web today.

This variety is the result of a cross between a Hawaiian and a Trainwreck. Objective: to create a balanced Cannabis Sativa flower, with a slightly summery tropical taste. Mission accomplished! As soon as it was released, the Pineapple Express was a hit. Why? For its sweet, gourmet and tropical side. It quickly established itself as the benchmark for fruity varieties.

The Pineapple Express CBD that we offer you is all this story, but in a legal wellness version. It is grown in a greenhouse (Greenhouse) by our partner farmers in Liguria, a region in northwestern Italy bathed in generous sunshine, fertile soil and the Mediterranean breeze, three factors that benefit cannabis plants.

Each batch of Pineapple Express CBD that we offer you is screened in an independent French laboratory. Everything is checked: the CBD level, the absence of THC (less than 0.3%, in accordance with the law in force), but also pesticides, heavy metals or mold. This is our quality guarantee.

Why should you absolutely order Pineapple Express CBD?

Imagine the summer smell of a good freshly cut pineapple. Add a touch of citrus from your favorite greengrocer. That's it, the Pineapple Express CBD. We are on a relatively powerful flower, with a cannabidiol level slightly higher than the market average (14.9%).

The Pineapple Express is one of those flowers full of terpenes, limonene and myrcene in the lead. Limonene improves mood and calms stress while myrcene soothes muscle tension and joint stiffness. A winning combo to unwind after a busy day.

The Pineapple Express CBD that we offer you was grown in a greenhouse in Liguria. The Mediterranean sun has done its work, as has the fertile soil of the region. Result? Dense flowers covered in tasty trichomes.

Are you the productive type? Know that Pineapple Express has Sativa genetics. For you, it is the guarantee of intellectual stimulation, an energy boost and improved memory capacity, without the excitement and palpitations caused by caffeine, for example. It is the CBD flower that will help you complete this project that is dragging on!

Visually, Pineapple Express is rather versatile, with a deep green and bright orange pistils on its surface. The surface is whitened by frosted trichomes. The buds look like small fir trees.

Pineapple Express CBD: its scent, taste, aromas and texture

On the nose, Pineapple Express is a bit like a good non-alcoholic tropical cocktail. Pineapple dominates, obviously. But not only that. Citrus notes, including lemon and mandarin, freshen things up.

When you open the bag, it smells like a vacation. Not the kind where you're trying to make your way across a crowded beach. No, more like the kind where you're lounging in a hammock with a tropical smoothie in hand!

On the palate, the pineapple keeps the lead. But then, surprise: an earthy, slightly organic touch adds character to the experience. It's as if the Pineapple Express were reminding us that it comes from the earth, not from a candy factory! The sweet side of the pineapple is enhanced by the slight bitterness of the cannabis. A bit like when you bite into a ripe grapefruit.

Texture-wise, the buds are dense, almost crunchy under the fingers. When you crumble them, they stick a little. Normal, it's the sign of a very resinous CBD flower!

What effects can you expect from Pineapple Express CBD?

Pineapple Express CBD is a bit like the first coffee of the day, but in a more peaceful version. You feel alert, you feel ready, without being on edge.

Do you have an important presentation at the office or at university? Do you feel stress rising? With Pineapple Express, you stay focused while keeping calm. Ideas flow naturally, as if the brain had done a big spring cleaning to chase away negative thoughts and apprehensions.

After an exhausting day at work, a Pineapple Express vaporization session will help you get your colors back. Not to do a night marathon, but rather to enjoy your evening collapsing from fatigue as soon as you get home.

Do your back, muscles and joints remind you that you are no longer 20 years old? Pineapple Express acts as an anti-inflammatory and relieves minor aches and pains. It doesn't replace a session with the physiotherapist, but it improves comfort and mobility.

Mood-wise, it's a bit like the "back from vacation" effect in CBD version! The little worries of everyday life seem less important. Pineapple Express allows you to keep this positive outlook, even on a rainy and gloomy weekday.

Three ways to consume your Pineapple Express CBD

Vaporization: release the pineapple, inhale the tropics!

Vaporization is THE method to fully enjoy the tropical aromas of Pineapple Express and trigger the effects of CBD within minutes of consumption.

Set your vaporizer between 180°C and 210°C. Start low to enjoy the pineapple notes, then gradually increase the temperature to reveal the citrus nuances. At 210°C, you release the terpenes that give this flower its energizing and invigorating side.

Our advice: take the time to appreciate the flavor. Pineapple Express is a pleasant jog, not a sprint. It is a flower that is savored serenely. Each puff is like a sip of Pina Colada smoothie… without the calories!

Infusion: a tropical tea for productive mornings

The infusion of Pineapple Express is a gentle awakening. Heat water to 90°C, not hotter so as not to degrade the terpenes of the cannabis. Allow one gram of crumbled flower for 250 ml of water. Let it steep for 5 to 7 minutes.

Our tip: add a slice of fresh lemon and a pinch of ginger. It amplifies the natural citrus notes of Pineapple Express while boosting the energizing side. It's like a trip to the tropics... in your mug!

Cooking: muffins that give you energy

Pineapple Express will quickly become your favorite tropical ingredient in the kitchen. Here's an idea: incorporate it into pineapple muffins. Its aromatic profile fits perfectly. First heat the flower at 110°C for 40 minutes to activate the CBD. Then, mix it into your dough.

Chef's tip: add pieces of fresh pineapple and a pinch of grated coconut. It enhances the natural flavors of Pineapple Express. Perfect for an energizing breakfast or a wellness snack.

How to properly store Pineapple Express CBD?

For storage, opt for a tinted glass jar. Why tinted? Because light is the kryptonite of the Pineapple Express cannabinoids! A tinted jar with a tight seal, and you preserve the tropical scents.

The ideal temperature is between 18 and 21°C, with 58 to 62% humidity. Too dry, and your terpenes will fly away faster than a plane to Hawaii. Too humid, and it's open to mold. A small packet of two-way humidity control in your jar, and you're done.

Pro tip: put a dried lemon peel in your jar. It boosts the natural aromas of the Pineapple Express and helps maintain the right humidity level.

Warning: each opening of the jar will bring in fresh air which will harm the terpenes. Instead, prepare your consumption for the week in a small separate jar to avoid handling the entire stock each time. Well preserved, Pineapple Express CBD keeps its qualities for up to 6 months. Afterwards, it gradually loses its tropical punch.